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Joyner
Cruise, Day Seven: Tight Abs, Tight Toga
Editor's
note: Daytona Times/Florida Courier Publisher
Charles W. Cherry II sailed on the Tom Joyner
Foundation's 'Fantastic Voyage 2005' week-long
Caribbean ocean cruise with wife Lisa Rogers-Cherry,
J.D., brother Dr. Glenn Cherry, and sister-in
law Dr. Valerie Rawls-Cherry. This is the eighth
of a series of stories about the cruise.
We
are now on our way back to San Juan, Puerto
Rico, the port from which we departed a long
seven days ago. I knew it was the last day of
a great vacation, and it took some mental effort
to stay focused on the last day, rather than
mentally returning back to work prematurely.
My energy level is down. If this cruise was
a day longer, the crew would find me unconscious
on the pool deck from sheer exhaustion.
The shipboard activities are just as wide-ranging
and intense as they have been all week. There's
Donna Richardson's daily exercise team, the
3-on-3 basketball tournament, speed dating for
singles, live music on the pool deck, even teeth
whitening and weight loss seminars, all before
11 a.m.
The pool deck became the focus of attention
at noon, with a Royal Caribbean-furnished BBQ
picnic featuring corn, baked beans, and all
the usual fixings. Most Black folks I know who
eat barbequed ribs are very picky about how
they taste, and rib cooking is considered to
be a serious skilled art in most of Black America.
It was a tribute to Royal Caribbean's cooks
that I didn't see too many ribs being thrown
away with meat still on the bones.
After the pool deck picnic, I stayed on the
deck to shake my tailfeathers for a while, before
heading off to get random pictures and interviews
of Joyner cruisers who wanted to discuss their
cruise experience. Lisa went to the 'Girlfriends'
Coffee Talk' runway fashion show, which used
Joyner cruisers of all shapes and sizes, including
our photographer Delroy Cole, as models. J.
Anthony Brown also debuted his showcase of men's
fashions.
There was also the continuation of a live auction
of great Black art that occurred off and on
during the week, which we unfortunately had
to bypass because it just wasn't in our tight
household budget. As we walked around the ship,
everyone noticed the great paintings on display
in the main corridors. Many of the artists,
whose art is readily recognized among Black
Americans, were also Joyner cruisers. The prices,
including elaborate framing and matting, were
as low as I have ever seen them for such high-quality
paintings. If you are a Black art collector,
or if you like to pick up a few high-quality
pieces for display, this was the place to be.
Most Black southerners I know are familiar with
BC Powder, used to treat headaches and fever.
As a child, I remember my grandmother sending
me to the local store in Desoto, GA to get her
some BC. Well, BC was sponsoring auditions for
a new set of 'regular people' commercials that
showed real people doing their everyday jobs
and praising BC Powder for relieving their headaches.
I took a few minutes to write a script which
showed me running around my office trying to
coordinate our newspaper and radio operations,
and fussing with church folks who want me to
print or broadcast their information for nothing.
(Now that will give you a headache!) The punch
line: "When Black folks want me to do everything
for them for free, I take BC Powder for fast
relief, and I throw them out of my office. Just
like that, my headache's gone!"
Alas,
by the time I showed up at the audition, there
was a waiting list. I missed my shot at TV stardom.
I spent the rest of the day hanging around the
pool deck girlwatching with my fraternity brothers
of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity.
Tonight's theme: Toga Night. There had been
a toga-tying seminar earlier in the day I wished
that I had attended. Men in various parts of
Africa wear togas made of yards of hand-made
kente cloth that rests on one shoulder. Years
earlier, I had participated in African fashion
shows, and learned to tie them. For some reason,
I got brain lock during the cruise and couldn't
tie my kente toga correctly. Lisa had me safety-pinned
up so tight that I was walking like a Japanese
geisha in a tight gown and high heels, six inches
at a time.
There was also a special reception for the premiere
of Black Hollywood director John Singleton's
new movie, Hustle and Flow, starting Terrence
Dashon Howard (who is on the cover of the latest
Essence magazine). I think Howard is one of
the most underrated actors in Hollywood today.
In every movie I have ever seen him in, whether
he was a good guy or villain, I have believed
he was whomever he portrayed. To me, believability
is the mark of a true actor, no matter the role.
Sorry, John and Terrence, but Lisa and I weren't
feeling Hustle and Flow, just from the 'trailer',
or commercial. The movie is about Howard, a
pimp, who finds redemption through rap music.
My Afrocentric mindset kicked in as it always
does, even on vacation.
Do we really need another gritty urban movie
that you know, even before you see it, will
probably include graphic language, drug use,
sex, dysfunctional Black male-female relationships,
etc. that perpetuate the fictional 'savage Black
man' stereotype that the world already believes?
Do you support such an effort by your presence,
even if the movie is free, and it is a project
of a director and actor you like? I say no,
because the negative images, which are distributed
worldwide, are too detrimental, and tend to
overwhelm even a great story of redemption.
I remind myself, again, that I am still on vacation,
and not to get too deep into 'angry Black man'
mode. We head to the promenade to join in the
toga party and parade.
I don't have to tell you again how seriously
some folks take the costume aspect of this cruise.
There were some folks who looked like they just
walked off the floor of the old Roman Senate
from 2000 years ago, with custom-designed togas
and gold-painted olive leaf garlands they wore
as crowns. In contrast, there were other Joyner
cruisers who took sheets off their beds and
wrapped themselves in it as best they could.
Lisa went in early as usual, leaving me in my
favorite spot, Jesters disco, with a last night
Long Island Iced Tea prepared in advance and
waiting for me by a bartender who had gotten
to know me very well. I was more tired than
usual; taking six-inch strides in a tight toga
was tough. How women walk in skin-tight gowns
on high heels is beyond me.
I'm in at 1 a.m., early for me. Time to pack.
Remember my cheap flea market bag? The Puerto
Rican baggage handlers have wrecked it. We've
learned that you always return with more than
you bring, so I brought an empty duffle bag
for excess items. I fit my stuff in both bags,
tie up the beat-up bag, pray for their safe
return, and hope for the best.
The final morning came much too soon. The ship
was bustling with folks who were filling out
customs forms and were lined up to pay the credit
card 'piper'. Royal Caribbean's shipboard card
makes carrying cash onboard unnecessary, but
it makes it so easy for you to blow through
cash because you never see it coming out of
your pocket. (I'm sure that's by design.) I
could see the shock on some Joyner cruiser's
faces as they reviewed their bills.
We said our goodbyes to favorite crewmembers
and Joyner cruisers. I could feel my mind resetting
itself back to the American 'hurry-hurry' work-oriented
lifestyle. We flew back to Fort Lauderdale with
the same colleagues we met on the way. When
we got back, the cruise began almost immediately
to fade into a happy memory as we re-embraced
our regular reality of children, work, housekeeping,
and bills.
I immediately sat down to collect my thoughts
for this series, and make arrangements with
Delroy to get high-resolution digital pictures
for these stories. As all our relatives and
friends interrogated us about the cruise, there
were always the same questions: are you going
back next year?
Would you ever go again?
Easy questions to answer. Our 2006 cabin is
already booked.
Next week: The conclusion. What's the cost?
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